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    Women Are Like

    ...the stock market
    They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

    ...computers
    They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.

    ...Saran Wrap
    Useful but clingy.

    ...horses
    Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

    ...parking meters
    If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.

    ...fax machines
    Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

    ...political campaign contributors
    If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.

    ...refrigerators
    They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.

    ...blue jeans
    They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

    ...country western songs
    They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.
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    loving the dark
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    touche my friend....

    love the fax machine....too true...

    men are like remotes, you gotta push the right buttons to get entertained....
    you know, lately i have been feeling kinda creepy.....http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c8...mpincoffin.gif

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    Big Daddy!!!!!
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    Women are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner with.

    OR

    Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache.

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    light/dark its all the same to me
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    Women Are Like

    ..country western songs
    They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.
    ...... love that one..... stupid women (j/k)

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    loving the dark
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    Women are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner with.

    OR

    Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache.

    kelox.... your just crusing my friend... your wanting me to hex ya, aint ya??

    you just want it...

    men are like donkeys... so ugly they are cute, but they are still an ass...

    ( just kidding kelox..and present company is excluded....)
    you know, lately i have been feeling kinda creepy.....http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c8...mpincoffin.gif

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    Am I the only one who's first thought upon reading Kelox's post was "Then she puts the lotion in the basket!"?
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